You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Legend of Korra, Korra, and LoK.
Stranger: Hey there!
You: I'm liking our common interests
You: quality stuff
Stranger: KORRA FTW!
You: pretty much :)
Stranger: I say...Korra should run for president
You: hmm... not sure she's cut out for htat
You: she's not the diplomatic type
You: Tenzin for prez?
Stranger: There will be no equalist
Stranger: Even better!
You: Yes... i approve
You: start manufacturing poster designs!
You: His campaign must start immediately!
Stranger: I WILL!
Stranger: AND I START POSTING IT AROUND CAMPUS!
You: He'd beat Obama and Romney out of the water.
You: with airbending.
Stranger: Yes! The only airbender in US xD
Stranger: Well him and his kids
You: so sad, but so true!
You: true... all the lovely cloudbabies :)
You: all 4!
You: plus Korra... well... she's different.
Stranger: The airbender and the fartbender
You: now now
You: fartbending is simply a very refined form of airbending
Stranger: I vote for Meelo for future president
Stranger: And Jinorah
You: Jinorah will be secretary of state, and she will write all Meelo's speeches while he reads them and then gives a goofy lovable smile to the audience.
You: Ikki can be the White House tour guide
Stranger: You know
Stranger: The world should have benders
You: Sucks, really
Stranger: IM MOVING TO THE AVATAR WORLD!
You: ME TOO TAKE ME WITH YOU!
Stranger: AND I WILL MARRY THE AVATAR!
You: LET ME GRAB RUMBLEROAR HE'LL FLY US THERE ON HIS WAY TO PIGFARTS!
You: (AVPM reference)
Stranger: AND HAVE CRAZY LITTLE WATERBENDERS AND TROLLING FIREBENDERS
You: (please get the reference)
You: (you don't get the reference do you :P)
Stranger: Harry Potter? xD
You: A Very Potter Musical
You: parody musical of HP
You: it's on youtube
You: you should watch it
Stranger: No wonder Ive heard it before
You: it's HILARIOUS
Stranger: I was going to see it but then an avatar came in and attacked my internet
You: that works :)
You: oh wait
You: attack your internet in a bad way?
Stranger: IT DOSENT!
You: i sowwy
Stranger: In the way where I couldnt watch the video
Stranger: Or have access to the internet
You: then how are you here now?
Stranger: THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO
Stranger: AND MY TIME AGO!
You: no need to yell
Stranger: About 6 months ago!
You: i'm right here
You: no worries
You: just didn't catch ONE PAST TENSE WORD AND YOU GO BALLISTIC
You: but it's okay
You: i forgive you
Stranger: NOW YOURE YELLING AT ME!
Stranger: OH SPIRITS!
You: AGNI KAI! I CHALLENGE YOU TO ONE!
Stranger: I'm too lazy for a challenge
You: *strikes you with icicle* *you are now dead*
You: well that was easy
You: now off to Avatar world!
Stranger: *plays dead*
You: *sniffles* wait... no! come back to me! I USED ALL MY MAGIC SPIRIT WATER ON AAANNNNGGG!!!!!!
Stranger: *wakes up and firebends..fails at shooting fire at the target*
Stranger: Oh well...
You: woo! you scared me there!
Stranger: Yeah and I MISSED!
You: *sniffles again* I WAS SCARED YOU WERE DEAD I CARE ABOUT YOUR WELLBEING ZUZU!!!!!!!
You: ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS HONOOORRRRR!!!!!!!!
You: YOU DON'T LOVE MEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Stranger: Btw did I mention I'm actually from Republic City and I have been held captive by a non-bender?
Stranger: IM NOT CRAZY!
You: this is an interesting turn of events
Stranger: Tell me more...
You: from RC, eh?
You: but you ARE a firebender.
You: is that you?
Stranger: Yes! Well I was born in Hama's village but...
You: (omigosh im laughing hysterically right now)
You: Explain yourself stranger.
You: Firebender? RC? Hama's village?
Stranger: My capturer now thinks you're crazy for mentioning the name
Stranger: Long story short
You: Hmm... crazy, eh? I probably am.
Stranger: Yeh well, she's crazier
You: i hardly think it is possible to be crazier than i am... but i'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt
You: now explain yourself bender!
You: who are you???
Stranger: Hmph, fine! Fine! I shall tell you my boring story
You: DON'T SNAP !!! I mean-calms down-don't snap at me please?
Stranger: Ok! I will...
Stranger: And so it begins...
Stranger: I am Kai Hayata, child of Shou Hayata and Mina Hayata. I was born in Hama's village and live there for years
Stranger: Then some firebenders were threating my mother and brother for being waterbenders so we had to move to Republic City
Stranger: That's where I met Korra, Bolin and Asami but then out of nowhere
You: but but....
You: how are you a firebender
Stranger: BUT WHAT?!
You: if your parents are both waterbenders?
Stranger: My dad is a firebender
Stranger: Only my mother!
Stranger: And now I'm being held captive 'til I revile my firebending to the non-bender
You: who is this mysterious non-bender???
Stranger: THAT'S THE THING!
Stranger: SHE WONT EVEN TELL ME HER NAME!
You: how rude!
Stranger: I know right!
You: people just have no manners these days...
Stranger: Oh well...
Stranger: Atleast I got to find out a few things about this world
Stranger: Like Star Wars
Stranger: So amazing
You: But.... Doctor Who?
Stranger: Never heard of it
You: jafmlesh,wjcoa;mr huewimrcle,jfaclmrmea
You: DOCTOR WHO
You: ONLY THE LONGEST RUNNING TV SHOW ON THE PLANET
You: ONLY THE BEST TV SHOW IN THE UNIVERSE ALL THE WAY PAST THE LAND OF GALLIFREY AND THE PLANET OF THE OOD
Stranger: WELL IVE ONLY BEEN HERE FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS, PERSON!
You: perhaps that world is an AU that doesn't have DW....
You: how tragic
You: anyways, continue...
Stranger: AU? DW?
You: AU=alternate universe
You: DW=doctor who
Stranger: Ohh ok
Stranger: I see you like Harry Potter?
You: well of course.
Stranger: OMG I CRIED WATCHING DEATHLY HOLLOWS PART 2
Stranger: OMG SNAPE
You: THAT PART
Stranger: WHY DID JAMES HAD TO COME ALONG!
You: *sobs in corner*
Stranger: THEY COULD HAVE HAD IT AAALLLLLLLLLLL
You: BOLIN N THE DEEEEEEP
You: oh wait wat
Stranger: I miss Bolin :/
Stranger: BUT I MISS HARRY MORE NOW!
Stranger: OMG THE FEELS
You: it's ok... the creators promised more character dev't for bolin in book 2
You: but yes
You: waht is AIR!?!??!
You: hmm.... perhaps
Stranger: BE THE LEAF!
You: YOU ONLY LEAF ONCEEEE!!!!!
You: Until leaves on the vine...
You: i made myself sad again.
Stranger: *busts tears out of nowhere*
Stranger: UNCLE IROOOOHHH
You: braaaave soldier boy... comes marching home.
Stranger: *sneezes fire*
You: spirits! bless you!
You: oh crap
You: they got you now
Stranger: My father used to sing that song *cries harder*
You: OH CRAP
You: OH CRAPPITY CRAP CRAP
Stranger: No, I sometimes sneezes when I cry
Stranger: But thanks!
You: just thinking about what your name might be
You: or did your real life father really sing that?
Stranger: My father's...dead
You: *awkward turtleduck*
You: not quite sure how to respond to that one.
You: I'm sorry?
You: for your loss?
Stranger: *starts busting tears out of nowhere again*
You: OH NO DON'T CRIES NO STAHP IT!!!!
You: But wait
You: if your father sang that